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I FEEL FANTASTIC - Jonathan Coulton
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Intro: [A]
[A] [E]
I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
[Bm] [D]
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pill and head to my car
I drive around a bit cuz work isn't very far
I call my phone and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
[E] [G] [D] [A]
All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription
[E] [G] [D] [E][Esus4][E]
All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful
Chorus:
[N.C.] [A]
And I feel fantastic
[D] [E] [A]
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
[D] [E] [C#m] [F#m]
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
[D] [Dm] [A]
When I felt the way that I do right now.
And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
[A] [E]
Work is anything but quiet these days
[Bm] [D]
I try to medicate my concentration haze
I can feel the day unfold in front of me
So I take the stairs and hit the gym
The phone is ringing when I get to my desk
What was a stinging's now a sharp pain in my chest
So I take a Calminex and just chill
And then it's time for lunch again
[E] [G] [D] [A]
All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines
[E] [G] [D] [E][Esus4][E]
All I know is I take my medicine I always take my medicine
Chorus
[B] [Em/C#] (x42000) [B]
Sometimes I'd like to slow things down
[Em/C#] [B]
Enjoy the moment
[Em/C#] [B] [Em/C#]
But when I look the moment's gone
Same as intro: [A]
[A] [E]
Work is over but I can't stay to work late
[Bm] [D]
Got to leave and get ready for my second date
With a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy
Right in the prescription line
I take a pill for my social anxiety
I get a table and a nice bottle of chablis
Now it's getting late and there's still no sign of her
I have another glass of wine
[E] [G] [D] [A]
All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone
[E] [G] [D] [E][Esus4][E]
All I know is my steak tastes better when I take my steak-taste-better pill
Chorus
