xE A E B Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place, there are thousands of people who live on his face E A E D There are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in B a beard you never get cold A E A There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard B there's just so much to do! E A E A B I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's E beard.