xArtist: The Wombats Song: Kill the director [Verse 1] E I've met someone that makes me feel seasick B Oh what a skill to have F# Oh what a skill to have E So many skills that make her distinctive B But they're not mine to have F# No they're not mine E Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper B No i don't care about the soaps F# E No i don't care about the soaps B F# Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode [Chorus] E D#m B If this is a rom-com F# E D#m Kill the director B If this is a rom-com F# E Kill the director please [Verse 2] E D#m Carrots help us see much better in the dark B F# Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart E D#m And this is my head and this is my spout B F# They work together; they can't figure anything out E So with the angst of a teenage band B F# E Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand B F# Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand [Chorus] E D#m B If this is a rom-com F# E D#m Kill the director B If this is a rom-com F# E D#m Kill the director B If this is a rom-com F# B Kill the director please [Outro] E D#m This is no Bridget Jones G#m A This is no Bridget Bridget E D#m This is no Bridget Jones G#m A This is no Bridget Bridget E D#m This is no Bridget Jones G#m A This is no Bridget Bridget E D#m This is no Bridget Jones G#m A This is no Bridget Bridget E D#m This is no Bridget Jones G#m A This is no Bridget Bridget E D#m This is no Bridget Jones G#m A This is no Bridget E D#m Bridget Jones A E
