Hanukkah Song

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   INTRO:
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   CHORUS:
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   Put on your yalmulka,
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   here comes Hanukkah
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   It's so much fun-akkah,
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   to celebrate Hanukkah,
   
   VERSE 1:
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   Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
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  Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
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  When you feel like the only kid in town without a Xmas tree,
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   Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
   
   VERSE 2:
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   David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
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   So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
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   Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,
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   Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli
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   Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
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   Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!
   
   
   BRIDGE:
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   You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
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   Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
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   --both Jewish!
   
   CHORUS:
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   Put on your yalmulka,
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   it's time for Hanukkah,
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   The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
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   celebrates Hanukkah
   
   
   VERSE 3:
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       O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!
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       But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--
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(he converted!)
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   We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
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   Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
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   Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
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   Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges
   
   
   BRIDGE:
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   So many Jews are in show biz--
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   Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
   
   
   CHORUS:
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   Tell your friend Veronica,
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   it's time you celebrate Hanukkah
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   I hope I get a harmonica,
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   on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
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   So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah,
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   and smoke your marijuanic-ah,
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   If you really, really wanna-kah,
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   Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah