xSOUTH PARK - Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
by Eric Cartman
G
Weeelllll
C
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
G
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
C
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
e|--3---3----3---3-5-3--|
B|----5---5----5--------|
G|----------------------|
D|----------------------|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|
C#
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
G#
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
C#
She's u super king kamehameha bitch
D
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
A
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
D
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
D
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
G D
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
A D
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
(Chords: D#,A#,G#)
E
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
B
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
E
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
E
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
A E
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
B E
And she's such a dirty bitch;
ring
e|-----------------------------------------------------8-7--|
B|----------7---9---10------------------8-10-11-10-8--------|
G|--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|
D|------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Guide:
In 1st strophe C should be like this (335553) and G like this (355433) and C# and G#
in 2nd strophe just slide down neck and so till end.
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