x[Intro] (I wanna talk to you) G G/F# G G/F# G D/F# G G/F# G G/F# G D/F# (The last time we talked, Mr Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you that won't happen again) [Verse] G Do I attract you? D/F# Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? G Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? D/F# G Do I like what you like? G I could be wholesome; I could be loathsome D/F# I guess I’m a little bit shy G N.C. Why don’t you like me? Why don’t you like me? G Without making me try? [Pre-Chorus] G Dm7 I try to be like Grace Kelly Am Dsus4 D But all her looks were too sad G Dm7 So I tried a little Freddie Am Dsus4 D I’ve gone identity mad! [Chorus] G I could be brown, I could be blue G Am7 G/B C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful Dsus4 I could be purple D I could be anything you like G Gotta be green, gotta be mean G Am7 G/B C Gotta be everything more Why don’t you like me? Dsus4 Why don’t you like me? D G Why don’t you walk out the door! (Getting angry doesn't solve anything) [Verse] G How can I help it, How can I help it G Am7 G/B C How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Dsus4 Hello my baby D G Putting my life on the brink G Why don’t you like me, why don’t you like me G Am7 G/B C Why don’t you like yourself? Should I bend over? Dsus4 D G Should I look older just to be put on the shelf? [Pre-Chorus] G Dm7 I tried to be like Grace Kelly Am Dsus4 D But all her looks were too sad G Dm7 So I tried a little Freddie Am Dsus4 D I’ve gone identity mad [Chorus] G I could be brown, I could be blue G Am7 G/B C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful Dsus4 I could be purple D I could be anything you like G Gotta be green, gotta be mean G Am7 G/B C Gotta be everything more Why don’t you like me? Dsus4 Why don’t you like me? D C Why don’t you walk out the door! [Bridge] Cm G Say what you want to satisfy yourself C Cm G D/F# Em D A/C# But you only want what everybody else says you should want Dsus4 D You want [Chorus] G I could be brown, I could be blue G Am7 G/B C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful Dsus4 I could be purple D I could be anything you like G Gotta be green, gotta be mean G Am7 G/B C Gotta be everything more Why don’t you like me? Dsus4 Why don’t you like me? D G Why don’t you walk out the door! G I could be brown, I could be blue G Am7 G/B C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful Dsus4 I could be purple D I could be anything you like G Gotta be green, gotta be mean G Am7 G/B C Gotta be everything more Why don’t you like me? Dsus4 Why don’t you like me? D Em Why don’t you walk out the door! D C G/B Am G F (Humprey, we’re leaving) (Kaching!)