xBlink 182 Dude Ranch 1997 MCA Records Submitted by: [email protected] Tuning: Standard EADGBe Tracklist: 1.) Pathetic 2.) Voyeur 3.) Dammit 4.) Boring 5.) Dick Lips 6.) Waggy 7.) Enthused 8.) Untitled 9.) Apple Shampoo 10.) Emo 11.) Josie 12.) A New Hope 13.) Degenerate 14.) Lemmings 15.) I'm Sorry ___________________________________________ 1.) Pathetic Key: B Chords used: B/D# x698xx E 022100 B x24442 Abm 466444 F# 244322 Intro: B/D# E B x3 B/D# E Verse 1: Mark: B I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it Tom: F# E A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home Mark: B There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting Tom: F# I've done all I can but she E still wants to be left alone Mark: B You got you got you F# got to help me out Tom: E And I'll try not to argue Mark: B No one no one no F# one likes a drop out Tom: E Mistakes are hard to undo Chorus 1: Mark: Abm B F# Don't pull me down B this is where I belong Tom: E I think I'm different but I'm the same and I'm wrong Mark: Abm B F# Don't pull me down B this is where I belong tom: E I think I'm different this is where I belong Interlude: B/D# E B x3 B/D# E Verse 2: Mark: B I think it's disgusting believing and trusting Tom: F# If I gave a fuck there would E be nothing for me to prove Mark: B Although it's amusing it's slightly confusing Tom: F# I've done all I can but her E ego is still hard to move Mark: B You got you got you F# got to help me out Tom: E And I'll try not to argue Mark: B No one no one no F# one likes a drop out Tom: E Mistakes are hard to undo (Repeat Chorus 1) Interlude: B/D# E B x4 Abm B F# B E Chorus 2: Mark: Abm B F# Don't pull me down B this is where I belong Tom: E I think I'm different B(hold) this is where I belong __________________________________ 2.) Voyeur Key: C Chords used: C x32010 Am x02210 F 133211 G 320003 Verse 1: C And when the day ends Am F I'm sure she feels sorrow C The lonely guy I am I Am F wait for her to change C I've been here two days Am F I'll sure be here tomorrow C I'd eat her all if she Am F were on my dinner plate Chorus: (and I wish) G F C F C G I wish she'd be more kind now G F I'm out of luck cause the C G shades are pulled down F I've seen everything C G there is to be shown F C F C G C F C G I followed her all the way home Verse 2: C I can't be too cool in a Am F tree with my pants down C The air is cold and I've Am F got splinters in my feet C She caught me once but I Am F don't think that she cares C now Unlike before her view Am F is now blocked by a leaf (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: C F I bet this last time's G F the one time too many C F The rush of waiting is G F burning through my head C F Right after supper her G F brother shower's twice a C F week He kicks my ass so much G F G that filthy white inbred Verse 3: C I've made mistakes by Am F looking in the wrong window C Her dad is big and I've Am F never seen his face C I've been here two days Am F and I'll sure be here tomorrow C My lady's so sweet she Am F likes to entertain (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Bridge) Mark: Bass Solo F C G F C x6 Outro: C F C G x2, C(hold) _________________________________ 3.) Dammit Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - x32010 G - 320003 Am - x02210 F - 133211 Dm - xx0231 C/E - 032xxx Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4 Verse 1: C G its all right to tell me Am F what you think about me C G i won't try to argue Am F or hold it against you C G i know that you're leaving Am F you must have your reason C G the season is calling Am F your pictures are falling down Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2 Verse 2: C G the steps that i retrace Am F the sad look on your face C G the timing the structure Am F did you hear? he fucked her C G a day late a buck sort Am F i'm riding the report C G i'm losing and failing Am F when i move i'm failng Chorus 1: C now and it will G happen once again Am your turn to a friend F someone that understands C sees through a master plan G but everybody's gone Am and i've been here for to long F to face this on your own G C G Am Well I guess this is growing up F C G Am F Well I guess this is growing up Verse 3: C G and maybe i'll see you Am F at a movie sneak preview C G you show up and walk by Am F in the arm of that guy C G and I'll smile and you'll wave Am F and pretend it's ok C G the charade it won't Am last we he's gone F i won't come back Chorus 2: C back and it will G happen once again Am your turn to a friend F someone that understands C sees through a master plan G but everybody's gone Am and i've been here for to long F to face this on your own G C G Am Well I guess this is growing up F C G Am F Well I guess this is growing up Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E- Outro: F Well I guess this C G Am is growing up F Well I guess this C G Am is growing up F Well I guess this C G Am is growing up F Well I guess this C G Am is growing up F Well I guess this C(hold) is growing up __________________________________________ 4.) Boring Key: A Chords used: A x02220 Bm x24432 A/C# x476xx D xx0232 E 022100 Ab 466544 C#m x46654 Intro: A E x4 A Bm A/C# D E Bm A Bm Verse 1: A A/C# F#m D You don't need nothing E A/C# E D(hold) And I know that you won't even try A A/C# F#m D Don't wait for me to help you E A/C# E D It's too late for any of my advice Chorus: A C#m Ab D E No trust A C#m Ab D E All I got is lies A C#m Ab D E Boring A C#m Ab D E All right Interlude: A Bm A/C# D E Bm A Bm Verse 2: A A/C# F#m D Misplaced your values E A/C# E D(hold) Forgot the importance of being right A A/C# F#m D Don't sit there and act humble E A/C# E D I've heard your story a thousand times (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: A D E x4 Bass Solo: A C#m Ab D E Outro: A C#m Ab D E A(hold) ___________________________________________ 5.) Dick Lips Key: A Chords used: A/C# x476xx or x42220 D xx0232 A x02220 E 022100 F#m 244222 Intro: A/C# D A E x2 Verse 1: A Please mom You ground me all the time D I know that I was E right All along A And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid D I know not what I E did Just having fun Refrain: A/C# You couldn't wait D for something new A And yesterday E I thought of you A/C# It left me to think as D if I couldn't walk away A E It's too late I fell through Chorus: F#m D Nothing to lose A A boy who went out E when he finished all his chores F#m D Nothing to do A They can't trust me because E I blew it once before Interlude: A/C# D A E x2 Verse 2: A Shit dad Please don't kick my D ass I know I've seen you trashed E At least one time A Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends D It's been awhile Since I have E used that line (Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Alright) Interlude: A D A/C# E D x4 A x4 (Repeat Chorus) end on A(hold) _________________________________ 6.) Waggy Key: A Chords used: A x02220 F#m 244222 D xx0232 Bm x24432 Intro: A , A F#m D x2 Verse 1: A Watching your house shrink F#m away in my rear view mirror D A As I drive away Wishing that I could take back all those F#m words that meant nothing D A That I didn't say I'm trying F#m D to be what you want me to be A But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part of F#m D the fool Week after week Chorus 1: F#m D I think you need Bm some time alone F#m D You say you want someone A to call your own F#m D Open you eyes You can Bm suck in your pride F#m You can live your D life all on your own Interlude: A F#m D x2 Verse 2: A Is this all going to be just another time F#m D That we play this game A I've tried to convince you that things could be different F#m D but somehow they end up the same A But what did you expect from me F#m D A What am I supposed to do You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting F#m D lost Well I do too Chorus 2: F#m I don't want to D Bm live this lie again F#m D I know I'll get it right A but I don't know when F#m D I'll open my eyes I've Bm got something inside F#m I'll just jack off in D my room until noon Bass Solo: A F#m D x2 Interlude: A F#m D x2 Outro: A It's never over till it’s done F#m And I don't think D that you're the one (Repeat x4) A F#m D A(hold) _________________________________ 7.) Enthused Key: D Chords used: D xx0232 A x02220 Bm x24432 G 320033 Em7 022030 Intro: D A Bm A G x2 Beat changes from slow to fast D Bm A G A x2, D Em7 G A x2 D A G A Verse 1: D A G Am I strungout crazy A or not allowed D A To be the one who G A gets stupid over you D Em7 G Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback) A D maybe you're just on crack Em7 Why am I the one who gets G A fucked up and confused GO! Interlude: D Bm A G x4 D Em7 G A x2 Verse 2: D Em7 She doesn't care at all G A She doesn't care at all D Em7 She doesn't care about those G A times we never shared at all Interlude: D Bm A G x4 Verse 3: D Bm If I were the last A G Of the few who always ask D Would you still be the Bm A G same person that I knew D Bm And if it's for me A(hold) Another boring story D Bm A G I swear I'll act enthused Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow D A Bm A G D A Bm A D D(hold) _______________________________ 8.) Untitled Key: B Chords used: B x24442 E 022100 F# 244322 Abm 466444 Intro: B E F# x2 Verse 1: B I think of awhile ago E F# We might have had it all B I was so stupid then E F# You needed time to grow B But now just as things change E F# As well my feelings do B In time things rearrange E F# I am so sick of chasing you Chorus 1: Abm E But what do I get cause B just seem to lose F# You make me regret those Abm times I spent with you E And playing those games B as I wait for your call F# And now I give up so E goodbye and so long Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!! B Abm F# E x2 Verse 2: B It's not a change of pace E F# This time I'll get it right B It's not a change of taste E F# B I was the one there last night You have your other friends E F# They were there when you cried B Didn't mean to hurt you E then Best friends just F# won't leave your side (Repeat Chorus 1) Interlude: B E F# x4 Verse 3: B It's not a change of pace E F# This time I'll get it right B It's not a change of taste E(hold) I was the one there last night Chorus 2: Abm E When I needed you most B When I needed a friend F# You let me down now Abm Like I let you down then E So sorry it's over B F# B F# B F# B F# B(hold) (ahh...) _________________________________ 9.) Apple Shampoo Key: C Chords used: C x32010 G 320003 Am x02210 F 133211 Dm xx0231 Verse 1: C She didn't mean to F G deceive you believe me C But sometimes the F G hardest part is conceiving Refrain 1: Am The good intentions F that you had Now only came to Am this And although she saw the mark Dm F The arrow missed Verse 2: C It isn't exciting F G reciting the stories C Of kind words turned hurting F G when routine gets boring Refrain 2: Am Both getting tired F of punk rock clubs And both playing Am in punk rock bands The start was something good Dm F But some good things must end Interlude: C F G F x2 Verse 3: C And she said "It F could never survive With such differing G lives One home one F C out on tour again We may never come F back The strike of G a match The candle's F buring at both ends" Interlude: C F G F x2 Verse 4: C F And now she knows too much G And I'm too fucked up F It's awkward trying C to make my move I'll pretend that I'm F fine Show up right on G time But I know I'll F never be that cool Refrain 3: Am I never wanted to hold you F back I'm just trying to hold Am Dm F on But my chance is gone Chorus: C G F I know just where I stand a boy Trapped in the body of a man and C I'll take what you're willing to Dm give And I'll teach myself to F live With a walk on part G of a background shot F G From a movie I'm not in Interlude: C F G F x2 Bridge: C F G F She's so important C F G F And I'm so retarded Refrain 4: Am F And now I realize Am I should have kissed you in L.A. But I drove home all alone Dm F G As if I had a choice anyway Dm Where are you coming from? F What are you running from? G Is it so hard to see? Dm And if you're feeling scared F Remember the time we shared You know it meant G everything (everything) You know that it meant F G C F G F C F everything to me G You know that it meant F everything to me Outro: C F G F x2 C(hold) _______________________________ 10.) Emo Key: E Chords used: B x24442 C#m x46654 A x02220 E 022100 F#m 244222 Abm 466444 Esus4 022200 E/Bb 022300 E/B 022400 Intro: E-- B-E--F#m--A- x2 E-F#m-A-- x2 Verse 1: B C#m One more time you A B will laugh without it C#m And he'll never try A E to give you more And I don't care cause G#m A E he is such a dick He treats you like G#m A B you a stupid whore C#m And it seems like things A B will never change C#m You go on every cloud A E is in your way And I know you feel G#m A E empty all the time You'll never listen to G#m A anything that I say Chorus 1: B say She's better off A C#m B sleeping on the floor A because she fell E B right off when all A C#m B are said you know A F#m It's okay to just want more Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2 Verse 2: B C#m Why leave when you A B claim it is love? But why stay when C#m A E you're not the only one? G#m A She's proved she's strong E G#m A Be brave be strong Bridge: E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B- Bass: B-E--F#m-A- x4 Outro: B E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) B E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) B E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) B E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor B E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor B E F#m A B She's better off sleeping on the floor E F#m A E(hold) She's better off sleeping on the floor ________________________________________ 11.) Josie Key: B Chords used: B x24442 Abm 466444 E 022100 F# 244322 C#m x46654 Intro: B x4, Bass Solo: B Abm E x3, B Abm E, B Abm E Verse 1: Mark: B Yeah my girlfriend takes me F# E home when I'm too drunk to drive B C#m and she doesn't get all jealous E when I hang out with the B guys she laughs at my dumb F# E jokes when no one does B she brings me mexican food C#m E from Sombrero's just because B (yeah just because) Verse 2: Mark: B And my girlfriend F# E likes U.L. and D.H.C. B and she's so smart C#m and independent I E don't think she needs B me quite half as much F# E as I know I need her I B wonder why there's not C#m E another guy that she'd prefer Refrain: Mark: F# E And when I feel like giving up B like my world is falling down F# C#m I show up at 3 am she's still up watching Vacation and E I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place and Chorus: Tom: B I know that everything F# I know that everything E I know that everything Mark: Abm F# everything's gonna be fine Tom: B I know that everything F# I know that everything E I know that everything Mark: Abm F# B everything's gonna be fine Verse 3: Mark: B Yeah my girlfriend takes F# E collect calls from the road B C#m and it doesn't seem to matter E that I'm lacking in the B bulge she laughs at my F# E dumb jokes when no one does B she brings me mexican food C#m E from Sombrero's just because (Repeat Refrain) (Repeat Chorus twice) Bass Solo: B Abm E x3, B Abm E, B Abm E (Repeat Chorus twice) _____________________________ 12.) A New Hope Key: G Chords used: G 320033 Am x02210 C x32010 D xx0232 Em 022000 F# 244322 Intro: G Am G Am C D x2 G Am C D x2 Verse 1: G C D i've got her in my head G C D At night when i go to bed Em And I know it sounds lame C D G But she's the girl of my dreams G C D And of course I'd do anything for G C D her I'd search the moons of Endor Em I'd even walk naked through C D G the deserts of Tatooine Chorus: Am C Princess Leia where are you tonight? G Am G F# G Am G And who's laying there by your side Am Every night I fall asleep with C D you And I wake up alone Interlude: G Am G Am C D G Am C D Verse 2: G C And even though I'm not as cool D G C as Han I want to still be your D Em man You're exactly the kind C D G of Alderranian that I need G C D But when you were available G C I was drinking Colt 45's with D Em Lando I was hanging out in C D G the cantina on Moss Eisley (Repeat chorus) G(hold) Beat Changes: Bass Solo: G Am G Am C D G Am G Am C Interlude: plam mute G Am C D x2 Beat Changes Back: G D C Em D x3 G D C(hold) Bridge: Am C G Am G F# G Am G Ohh ohh Princess Leia Am C G Am G F# G Am G Ohh ohh Princess Leia (Repeat chorus) End on G(hold) _________________________________ 13.) Degenerate Key: Bb Chords used: Bb x13331 F 133211 Dm xx0231 Eb x68886 Cm X35543 Intro: Bb F Dm Cm x2 Verse 1: Bb F Crossed the street Dm Cm Naked at night Bb F Dm Bent over to show Cm some moonlight Bb F Pulled out some beer Dm Dm and I gulped it down Bb F Nude in a gutter is Dm Cm how I was found Bb F Thrown in a police car Dm Cm and the door slammed Bb F No noise just silence Dm as I screamed my Cm Bb dick was jammed F Dm Now in prison for one Cm month no one to Bb F see All I got is Dm Cm this guy Ben Dover Chorus: Bb F Don't like hesh don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally cause she's Eb F fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk Bb Took a shower cause I stunk F Smoked a bong killed a cat Eb Had my nuts attacked by rats F Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Interlude: Fast: Bb F Eb F x2 Slow: Bb F Dm Cm x2 Verse 2: Bb F Dm Cm Went to a farm to tip some cows Bb F Dm Cm Forgot that I left my pants down Bb F Dm Cm Bent over to pick them up Bb F Dm Felt a twelve gauge right Cm Bb in my hum didi hum F The famer took me Dm Cm to his house Bb F Showed me the closet Dm Cm from the inside out Bb F The police came Dm Cm and took me away Bb F Saw Ben Dover again Dm Cm and he's still gay (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: Fast: Bb F Eb F x4 Slow: Bb F Dm Cm x2 (Repeat chorus) End on Bb(hold) ___________________________________ 14.) Lemmings Key: B Chords used: B x24442 F# 244322 Abm 466444 E 022100 C#m x46654 F#/Bb x143xx B/D# x698xx Intro: B B E B Abm F# Abm E x2 Verse 1: B A freight train to the right feeling that sting of pride F#/Bb It's fucking with me it's fucking with you E Abm All's fair in love and war until E you say it isn't but you're wrong B Words on the back of flyers my clothes are in the F#/Bb dryer It means nothing nothing is changing E La familia is dead and gone Abm E the children grew up and moved on Chorus: F# Abm Is it too much to ask for the E things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is F# mine I wanted everything Abm I got it and now I'm E gonna Throw it away I'll throw it away (yeah) Interlude: B E B Abm F# Abm E x2 Verse 2: B Time fading and a box of glazed pulling fly bys on days F#/Bb When we were young and innocent E Elbow drop Sundays when Abm E Mark Eaton got beat to shit B Laughing at the bands we hate all the spots we used to skate F#/Bb They're still there but we've gone our own ways E I know it's for the best Abm but sometimes I wonder E Will I ever have friends like you again? (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: B F#/Bb E Abm E x2 (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: B C#m B/D# E x2 B C#m Abm E x2 Outro: B You're gonna drown C#m in the mess you make Abm E Your self inflicted hate B You turn your back on C#m the friends you lose Abm When they don't E follow all your rules B But people are C#m what they wanna be Abm They're not lemmings E to the sea B Maybe it's time you C#m looked at yourself Abm And stop blaming life E B(hold) on someone else ________________________________ 15.) I'm Sorry Key: A Chords used: A x02220 E 022100 F#m 244222 D xx0232 E/G# 476xxx Bm x24432 Intro: A E F#m D x2 Tom: D A Don't bide your time E Cause it is almost over D And I know you're down D And I'll see you around A And I know it hurts E But you're just getting older D And I know you'll win E A(hold) You'll do it once again Beat Changes: E/G# A x3, E/G# A Bm A D Bm D E x2 Verse 1: Tom: A E Just yesterday D E A It always seemed like such a dream E D We're unstoppable indestructable E A Nothing happens to our machine E And there's no harm D E A At least nothing we can see E D As for you not so true E He couldn't choose where his road would lead Interlude: A D Bm D E x2 Verse 2: Tom: A E D What a loss You just E A lost all your sleep E And we've always thought D E That this could never A happen you see E That it's so hard D E A You gotta get up on your feet E D Cause the only way I gotta say E Is to move on through the week Chorus: Tom: D A Don't bide your time E Cause it is almost over D And I know you're down D And I'll see you around A And I know it hurts E But you're just getting older D And I know you'll win E You'll do it once again Interlude: A E F#m D x2 Bridge: Mark: A I'm Sorry I'm sorry E I'm Sorry I'm sorry F#m I'm Sorry I'm sorry D I'm Sorry I'm sorry (Repeat x4) Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry A E This Happened to you F#m D This Happened to you (Repeat x2) (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: A D Bm D E x2 Outro: Mark: Speaking to his dog Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers... Wha... what's going on? Ahh... yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay. Uh, no, wait, hang on a second... ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex! Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy! Oh, you wanna drink, don't you! You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you! Come here boy, okay, here ya go, here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy! Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh. I like you Rex.
