xTabbed by Ian Revallo Email: [email protected] Happy Birthday- Jon Lajoie Intro: D D It's your birthday today, What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain, G That twenty-one years ago on this day, A D It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face, And nine months before that magical day, Your dad probably took your mom out on a date, G And they were having a good time, D They were dancing and drinking wine, D And when they got home they were horny as hell, And your dad threw your mom down on the bed, G And he tore her panties off, D And his penis was hard as a rock, And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, But your dad also wanted to give your mom head, G So they formed a sixty-nine, D And your mom came at least three times, D And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom, That he forgot to put a condom on, G And when he realized his mistake, A D He had ejaculated and it was too late, G A And then your mom got pregnant, Bm D And your dad started crying, G A He wanted your mom to get an abortion, Bm D But your mom wanted a child, G D And nine months later you were born, G A D And five months later your parents got a divorce.
