xTitle: I Wanna Be a Homosexual Artist: Screeching Weasel Album: Kill the Musicians Year: 1995 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro e|-12-11--------12-11-------------------11----------------------------12-11----| B|-------12--12-------12-9-12--12-12-12----12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-------12-| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-------------------------12-11-----------------------------------------------| B|-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-------12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-12-| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-14-(xA Shit-load)-17-14-(xA Shit-load)-12-11----|----11-12-11-|-12-11-12-11----| B|----------------------------------------------12-|-12----------|-------------12-| G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------|----------------| D|-------------------------------------------------|--(xA Shit---|----------------| A|-------------------------------------------------|------Load)--|----------------| E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------|----------------| I'm sorry, I was too lazy to actually count how many times some parts repeated so I just "xA Shit-load." If you listen to the song, you should be able to figure out how many times Verse e|---(1)---|---------------(2)---------------|--------(3)-------| B|---------|---------------------------------|------------------| G|---------|---------------------------------|-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9--| D|--9---9--|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9--| A|--9---9--|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7--| E|--7---7--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|------------------| Before the first verse you play it like this twice: 1 and then 3 After that it stays: 2 and then 3 throughout the rest of the song's Verses Chorus e|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|----------6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9----------| D|--9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| A|--9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9--| E|--7-7-7-7-----------------7-7-7-7--| That part when he says "Call me a faggot..." e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------| D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| A|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by Alberto Luevano [SelfEsteem94]
