I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get Off (Me & You) Capo 1st fret Am: x02210 C: x32010 Em: 022000 F: 133211 G: 320033 [Verse 1] Am C Last years wishes Am C Are this years apologies Am Em F Every last time I come home Am C I take my last chance Am C To burn a bridge or two Am Em I only keep myself this sick in the head F Cuz I know how the words get you [Pre-Chorus] Em Am We’re the new face of failure Em Am Prettier and younger but not any better off G C Bulletproof loneliness F Em At best, at best [Chorus] G C Am Me and you, setting in a honeymoon F G If I woke up next to you, If I woke up next to you G C Am Me and you, setting in a honeymoon F F If I woke up next to you, If I woke up next to you [Verse 2] Am C Collect the bad habits Am C That you couldn’t bear to keep Am Em F Out of the woods that I love Am C The tree I used to lay beneath Am C Kissed teeth stained red Am Em From a sour bottle baby girl F With the eyes the size of baby worlds [Pre-Chorus] Em Am We’re the new face of failure Em Am Prettier and younger but not any better off G C Bulletproof loneliness F Em At best, at best [Chorus] (x2) G C Am Me and you, setting in a honeymoon F F If I woke up next to you, If I woke up next to you G C Am Me and you, setting in a honeymoon F F If I woke up next to you, If I woke up next to you [Bridge] Am F The best way to make it through C Em With hearts and wrists intact Am F Is to realize that two out of three ain’t G G Bad, ain’t bad [Chorus] (x2) G C Am Me and you, setting in a honeymoon F F If I woke up next to you, If I woke up next to you G C Am Me and you, setting in a honeymoon F F If I woke up next to you, If I woke up next to you