x[G]I once had a pig that [D]loved me. He lived in a shed in the [G]country. In a middle class district of [C]Dunfries. [D]But a sad kind of pig was [G]he. Chorus: [G]Pigs can't swim and [D]pigs can't fly But Pigs can see the [G]wind go by. Pigs make lovely [D]household friends. When winter comes then [G]summer ends. [G]Each week that lofty [D]beasty - Would beg with eyes so [G]misty. To take him over to [C]England. [D]His life's dream to [G]fulfill. Chorus [G]He wants to plunge into the [D]channel Swim to France would be his [G]gamble Florence Chadwick couldn't hold a [C]candle [D]To such a daring pig as [G]he. Chorus (This verse sung in pigs perspective - silly falsetto) [G]So then I came up to him [D]askin' will our friendship not be [G]lastin' and he told me I was [C]graspin' [D]and he needed to be [G]free! Chorus [G]So will you take me there [D]tomorrow In a pigs eye I said with [G]sorrow So he drown himself in the [C]bath tub (Naughty Boy) [D]And I had pork chops with my [G]tea! Chorus [G]Early in the [D]morning so early in the [G]morning so early in the [C]morning [D]before the break of [G]day
