x 1st Verse D D Do you want me to A A shove this pencil E E up your a hole A A sideways. D D You know the last guy A A who had this done to him E E ended up in A A E. D D Well he started A A saying E E Something like A A zang. D D Zang zang A A zangady zang E E zangady zang A A zang. D D Wang wang A A wangady wang E E wangady wang A A wang. Chorus 1 D ////// A ////// E ////// A ////// D ////// A ////// E ////// A ////// 2nd Verse D D The only way A A To prevent his E E is to just A A shut up. D D I can tell that A A it will be hard for you E E but just remember A A one thing. D D Do you really want A A A pencil E E up your a hole A A sideways. Chorus 2 D ////// A ////// E ////// A ////// D ////// A ////// E ////// A /