xDivorce Me C.O.D.By Carl Smith
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I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
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So you can call your secret love and break the news to him.
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You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T
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so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
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I won't be round, to hear you cry
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I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye.
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You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
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so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
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Theres gonna come a day gall, when you'll be feeling blue
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You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little 'ole I.O.U.
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This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T.
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so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
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No need to fall, down on your knees
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Cause I know all, my A.B.C'S
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I aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D.
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so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
