xTits Intro: C Am Dm G/B (repeat) C Am Dm Harry, it's good of you to stay G/B C Hear every word I say Em C And not just duck away A G Bm God, these drinks are something warm and watered down A Am Barkeep, how 'bout some ice, hey, Harry sit back down C C7 G Say, that little thing there's fine from behind Chorus: C C7 G C They all look good after three or four, F C So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more Bb C Bb of anything, no more of anything F C Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more For months, for years, Tits were once a source of fun and games at home C Am Dm G/B And now she says, tits are only there C Fm C to feed our little Joe Fm C Fm G So that he'll grow into a man Harry, it's really rough at home I've caught her on the phone Hey, who's that on the phone? Oh, that's no one dear, The standard sort of line Harry, you know me well, You know that I'm not blind Hey, you ain't been drinking Don't you know I'm buying? Chorus How well I know Tits were only there for fun and games at home And now she says... God, the room is spinning round hey, drive me home old pal God, you sure get around Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more It's all so good after three or four(3X) Chorus by: José Duarte [email protected]