xPineapple
D D7
Tropical air helps us harvest all year
G Bb
And serves to promote the vitamin C content
A D
In turn yielding greater demand
A G A D
Pineapple: Got to send a case to the city jail
G A D
The warden likes it because it won't conceal
G G/B D
Any sort of handmade weapons
G G/B D
That are baked right into their buns
G A D
And the taste is delectable
G A
But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout
E7 D G D
Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple fulfills every need
E7
Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
Pineapple: if in us you confide
G A D
Got a contract for all of the schools
G A D
They will use it for all of their meals
G G/B D
Sure, the kids will throw it real far
G G/B D
'Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar
G A D
But you know it don't stain so bad
G A
But won't the fling it at a friend and then shout
Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me
Pineapple: it's filled with vitamin C
Pineapple: fulfills every need
Pineapple: to all the ships at sea
Pineapple: for the English at tea
Pineapple: to the Siamese twins
Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned
Ship some to the Alpine skiing team
The coach won't have to worry 'bout the calories
Sure it ain't strudel (they're nice)
But it helps your balance on ice
Puts you back on the winning trail
But don't the players moan and groan and then shout:
Pineapple: we get it every old night
Pineapple: but we're winning all right
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
Pineapple: if in us you confide
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: upward trends are forseen
Pineapple: so invest in Big P
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: and the tins can be used
Pineapple: for anything that you choose
Pineapple, pineapple
We'll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air
Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife
So visit our factory soon
by: José Duarte
[email protected]
