xINTRO: Dsus2 D Dsus2 D Bm11 Bm7
Bm11 Bm7 Em9 Em7 Em9 Em7
(VERSE) (D) He had what you might call a trivial occupation
(Bm) he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
(Em) with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife
(D) He read the matrimonial advertising pages
the cries for help from different (Em) people, (D/F#) different (G) ages
but they had (D/F#) nothing to say, at least not (Em) until the day,
when something (B) special he read, (Em) this is what it (A) said
(CHORUS) (D) If you (A) dream, of the (Em) girl for (Bm) you, then (Em) call us (Bm)and get
(A) two for the (G) price (D/F#) of (D) one
We're the (A) answer, if (Em) you feel (Bm) blue, so (Em) call us (Bm) and get
(A) two for the (G) price (D/F#) of one (Dsus2) (D) (Dsus2) (D)
(VERSE)
(CHORUS)
She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
(D/C) and if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet (D) my (Em) mo (D/F#) ther
OUTRO: G G D D Em D/F# repeat
Dsus2: xx0230
Bm11: x24230
Bm7: x24232 or 797777
Em9: 07577x
D/F#: 2x0232
D/C: x3x232
