x<< Chorus 1 >> C Drink with me, Drink with me F Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink with me, Drink with me G Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink with me, Drink with me F Drink with me, Drink with me C G C Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! C F I'm starting to see double and I just fell off my stool C G I'm slurring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool C F I threw up on my girlfriend and we got into a fight C G C Man oh man what a farging great night! C F Well I wake up the next morning and my brain is full of pain C G And I swear to God I will never drink again C F But six 'o' clock rolls around, there's nothing on TV C G C So I call up all my buddies, and they come drink with me! << Chorus 2 >> C Drink with me, Drink with me F Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink with me, Drink with me G Drink with me, Drink with me C Have a drink to your health F Then go throw up on yourself C G C Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! C F After six or seven pints I figured I was hosed C G So I had another five until the bar was closed C F Staggered back to my place and I cracked another crate C G C When I woke up at sunset I was wearing what I ate C F I threw up in the bathroom, it's amazing what I saw C G Peas and corn and bicycle parts and beef that still looked raw! C F I stumbled to the kitchen and I had myself a beer C G C Alchohol, alchohol, you are a friend so dear! so << Chorus 3 >> C Drink with me, Drink with me F Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink with me, Drink with me G Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink for England, drink for France F Drink until you pee your pants! C G C Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! C F Woke up at six PM I needed liquor and a friend C G So I grabbed a couple bottles and a pig out of it's pen C F Drank a bottle of tequila playing stupid drinking games C G C Then wandered out into the snow and tried to pee our names C F We staggered to a bar and we ordered up a pint C G The waiter said he couldn't, he said "we don't serve swine" C F The pig he punched the waiter grabbed the drinks then oinked to him C G C That's the way you talk to my new best friend! << Chorus 4 >> C Drink with me, Drink with me F Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink with me, Drink with me G Drink with me, Drink with me C Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall F Me and the pig will drink 'em all C G C Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! << Chorus 5 >> C Drink with me, Drink with me F Drink with me, Drink with me C Drink with me, Drink with me G Drink with me, Drink with me C (strum only once and let ring) Don't pull all your bucks on ale F (strum only once and let ring) 'cause we got compact discs for sale C G C Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!