xD G /F# Em Asus4 A
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
D G /F# Em A
All the girls made fun of her at school
G A
'Cause no matter how she tried
D G
she could not get a dick inside
/F# Em
her shallow throat,
A Asus4 A
shallow throat.
G /F# A D
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
G /F# A D G
cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
/F# A/E Asus4 A
she tried them all.
A Asus4 A
shallow throat.
D G /F# Em Asus4 A
The football team all tried to give her lessons
D G /F# Em A
she practiced but she threw up on the coach
G A
not one man on the squad
D G
ever shot his wad
/F# Em
in Susie's throat,
A Asus4 A
shallow throat.
G /F# A D
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
G /F# A D G
cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
/F# A/E Asus4 A
she tried them all.
A Asus4 A
shallow throat.
D G /F# Em Asus4 A
The drum major was a boy named Slick
D G /F# Em A
Who had a very little-bitty dick
G A
She licked it, sucked and stroked it
D G
'Til Slick thought she might choke,
/F# Em
he never knew
A D
she had a shallow throat.
G /F# A D
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
G /F# A D G
cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
/F# A/E Asus4 A
she tried them all.
A Asus4 A
shallow throat.
D G /F# Em Asus4 A
She finally learned to deep-throat after all
D G /F# Em A
Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball
G A
But Slick he's kinda lonesome
D G
With Susie and the kid
D G
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
A D
her pussy's much too big.
