xintro - C, Am, F, G C Am Pat Robertson once said, G F "It's a long downward slide C Am That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks G F If two men can stand side by side" C Am God, I hope he's right G D 'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Am G Gonna find myself a duck D And legally do F Something awful (awful, awful) C Am Ducks, sex with ducks F G We'll do it in the rain C Am Ducks, yeah, ducks F G Got those wet feet on my brain Dm G We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle Am D Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle F G It's a feeling I can't name Dm F When sex with ducks and gay marriage F C Are one and the same Gonna goose that goose Gonna quack that swan Gonna rubber my duckie all night long Gonna whack that Mallard Until its feathers plume Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you Dive into your gold until you say DuckTales, whoo hoo Ducks, sex with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Those feathered bodies are insane We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When sex with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same One and the same One and the same
