xThis is a new song by lynch and it's hilarious. I'm not sure of the actual
name of a few chords, so be sure to scroll down to the bottom to see what
I'm referring to in the intro. I do comedy songs too, check out www.vincecarone.com
Capo on the 4th Fret
Intro: C/G-C/G2, C(pick) D(pick)
C G C G
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for 2
C G Am D
And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you
C G C G
If I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee
C G Am D
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be
C G C G
But I don't have a hammer and I don't have a ship
C G Am D
So I can't build your house and we can't take a trip
C G C G
And I'll never be a poet or have the painter's grace
C G Am D
So I'll never write your verse or immortalize your face
And also, I have herpes!
C/G-320010
C/G2-320000
C-032010
D-XX0232
G-320003
Am-X0221X
