xthis is such a great comdedy punk record: ------- ----3-3 -2--3-3 -3--3-3 -3----- ------- easy!!! play this throughout the whole song with a gap for the 1-2-3-4 part. lyrics i've been going out with a girl her name is julie but last nite she said to me when we were whatching telly she said, listen john i love u but there's this bloke i fancy i don't want to two time you, so its the end for you and me who's this bloke a asked her gordon she replied not that puff i said his name yes, but hes no puff she cried i was so upset that i cried all the way to the chip shop when i came out there was gordon standing at the bus stop and guess who wa with him? yeah julie and they where both laughing at me oh, she's cruel and heartless to pack me for gordon just coz hes better lokking than me just coz he's cool and trendie gordon is a moron (repeat)