xBilly Connolly two little boys in blue from years ago [C]Now two little boys had two little toys A whistle and a helmut [F]blue And when they were wee it was [C]plain to see [D]What they'd grow up into[G] [C]They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains And shoppin' everybody [F]too They didn't reform, now they're [C]in uniform [G]They're two little boys in blue[C] [C]Do you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my arse off [F]too If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box [D]I'll cover up for you[G] [C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us [F]to Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free [G]We're two little boys in blue[C] [C]Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed But before you take their cocoa [F]through Keep them in their cells and hit [C]them where it tells [D]But don't leave them black and blue[G] [C]You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls Bash them on the kidneys [F]too Beat them on the legs and thighs [C]but don't give them black eyes [G]Or you'll be a prisoner too[C] [C]Do you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my arse off [F]too If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box [D]I'll cover up for you[G] [C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us [F]to Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free [G]We're two little boys in blue[C] [C]So if you see them on the beat As they swagger down your street Here's a piece of advice for [F]you Don't trust your luck [C]turn around then run like fuck! [G]From the two little boys in blue[C] [C]Do you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my arse off [F]too If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box [D]I'll cover up for you[G] [C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us [F]to Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free [G]We're two little boys in blue[C] HAVE FUN [email protected]
