xFunctions By: Riley Friesen
Verse 1:
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Made Myself a sandwich this morning
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I ate it
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I chewed it and stimulated my salivary
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Glands
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My Taste buds were functioning and it wasn’t good
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I hated it
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At least I could swallow it, it went down my
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Esophagus
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These are the functions of your digestive tract
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You may not like it but you can’t escape the fact
Verse 2:
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It landed in my stomach it sloshed around in the
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Hydrochloric acid
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it squeezed through a valve to the smaller
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intestinal cavity
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it was broken down and absorbed by the little things
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Called Villi
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Man what you can’t learn from watching some
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Bill Nye™
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Verse 3
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The stuff that wasn’t absorbed by the villi goes to the
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Large Intestine
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There it festers for up to
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Twenty-Four Hours
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After that it gets a little bit more
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Awkward
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Some stuff happens and hopefully some more happens that
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I’m not gonna mention
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Bridge:
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Hopefully You learned something by watching my show
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Now if you’d please excuse me I’ve really got to go
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I don't own Bill Nye™ I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!
