xintro: Bm G D A (2x) Verse 1: Bm I met her just last Wednesday G By Friday she was mine D Saturday she spent the night A And everything was fine Bm By Sunday she was on my nerves G I wanna be alone D Tuesday's here it's been a week A Why won't she go home [Chorus:] D G In the bedroom she's faking Bm G All the good ones are taken D G Bm G Do I have freak stamped across my forehead Bm A I just want a normal girlfriend But here we go again Bm G D A (2x) Verse 2: Bm The start of week two G She cooks me dinner at her pad D But I can't believe its just so A I can meet her mom and dad Bm So I sat her down and told her G I just wanna be friends D Today when I got home A The crazy bitch was movin in (here we go again) [Chorus:] D G In the bedroom she's faking Bm G All the good ones are taken D G Bm G Do I have freak stamped across my forehead Bm A I just want a normal girlfriend But here we go again Bm G Dear God I'm so ashamed D A I'll do anything to get laid Bm G Dear God I'm so ashamed D A I'm so ashamed Bm G D A (3x) [Chorus:] D G In the bedroom she's faking Bm G All the good ones are taken D G Bm G Do I have freak stamped across my forehead Bm A I just want a normal girlfriend But here we go again Bm G Dear God I'm so ashamed (here we go again) D A I'll do anything to get laid (here we go again) Bm G Dear God I'm so ashamed Bm A I just want a normal girlfriend D But here we go again