xintro:
Bm G D A (2x)
Verse 1:
Bm
I met her just last Wednesday
G
By Friday she was mine
D
Saturday she spent the night
A
And everything was fine
Bm
By Sunday she was on my nerves
G
I wanna be alone
D
Tuesday's here it's been a week
A
Why won't she go home
[Chorus:]
D G
In the bedroom she's faking
Bm G
All the good ones are taken
D G Bm G
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
Bm A
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Bm G D A (2x)
Verse 2:
Bm
The start of week two
G
She cooks me dinner at her pad
D
But I can't believe its just so
A
I can meet her mom and dad
Bm
So I sat her down and told her
G
I just wanna be friends
D
Today when I got home
A
The crazy bitch was movin in (here we go again)
[Chorus:]
D G
In the bedroom she's faking
Bm G
All the good ones are taken
D G Bm G
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
Bm A
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Bm G
Dear God I'm so ashamed
D A
I'll do anything to get laid
Bm G
Dear God I'm so ashamed
D A
I'm so ashamed
Bm G D A (3x)
[Chorus:]
D G
In the bedroom she's faking
Bm G
All the good ones are taken
D G Bm G
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
Bm A
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Bm G
Dear God I'm so ashamed (here we go again)
D A
I'll do anything to get laid (here we go again)
Bm G
Dear God I'm so ashamed
Bm A
I just want a normal girlfriend
D
But here we go again
