xIntro: G D G Too weak for water C Too drunk for ale G Now you don’t want anything D to get caught up in your eye G Its a grain of salt C it’s a mirror ball G those dancing leafs a jig D as they get hung up down the hall G its around your neck C its around your neck G D lift it up over your head G C before you turn down the bed G D G just hope all those strings don’t connect G D G G don’t shake your fist C don’t make a pass G you lost your bargaining power D [watch that suit well on me] G it fits you like a snake C or a type of statuette G the gloves are reaching over D for what hasn’t happened yet G its around your neck C its around your neck G D lift it up over your head G C before you turn down the bed G D G just hope all those strings don’t connect G its around your neck C its around your neck G D lift it up over your head G C before you turn down the bed G D G just hope all those strings don’t connect OUTRO: G D G G D G