x(* 0~D ) slide up one fret E|-1/2 B|-2/3 G|-1/2 D|---- A|---- E|---- INTRO: G, B, C, D-C-Em-Am-G..... G I've got a kid B His name is Scott C He's goin' blind D C Em-Am Em And his blood just will not clot C G The doctors line in rows D Em D--- C--- To stick tubes up Scotty's nose G There is the field B C Where Scotty used to play D C Em-Am-Em Until Ortho Orange Number 42 C G D--- C--- Was dumped in it one day 0~D-(D-D) I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry D-D G Em Just me and God C D Watchin' Scotty die Em C G C Em C Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~ G Watchin' Scotty die. G B The chemical plant across the street C D Em Leaves off steam that colors our white sheets C G It's been happening for years D Em D--- C--- Now I'm crying rainbow tears G B One day my dog went out to play C D- C- Em-Am- Em Instead of grey he came back colored yellow C Em The chemical men said stay mellow C G It happens all the time Am Em Now Scotty's skin is lime 0~D-(D-D) I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry D-D G Em Just me and God C D Watchin' Scotty die Em C G C Em C Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~ G B C Watchin' Scotty die. D-C-Em-Am-Em ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- this was made for my own private use and the learning experience of others i do not own this song it is that of joe jack and the dead milkmen.-ZACH- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- updated feb 13 2014