xDan Potthast Rocks the Casbah!!!
http://mu330.com/danpotthast/frameset.htm
Intro (strum it mondo-fast):
C-G-Am-E-F
Verse 1 (the palm-mute and strumming pattern is fairly easy):
C                 G             F
  Where's Teddy?  you should be by your friends
C               G        F
  Where are you now? are you sitting down?
C                 G             F          C-G-Am-E-F
  where's teddy?  you should be by your friends
Am           E/E7                C             G        F        Am
  If ifs and buts were candy and nuts you'd be here for one more year
Am          E/E7    C             G            F
  why can't i tie a tie anymore?  what's going wrong?
   Am                   G              C
my hands were stuck for so long to the steering wheel
(repeat chorus, same chords for verse 2, then...)
C              G
  Seven out of 10
Am             G F C           E7            Am             G7
  eight out of 10, nine out of 10, good shot here's your 50 cents
     C    C-G-Am-G-F
Good Luck
(repeat chorus a bunch)