x I could be wrong Tim Wilson
A C
I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
G D
Tellin' me every move to make
A C
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
G D
Tellin' me how to bake a cake
A C
And I've just about had my fill
G D
Of Doctor fucking Phil
A C
Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
G D
And Shaquil O' fucking Neal
G D A
Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair
G D
Just proof that you can be stupid
E
And still be a billion-fucking-aire
A C G D
I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
A C G D
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing
A C
Jenn and Brad and Angelina's ass
G D
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
A C
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
G D
To run out of fucking film!
G D A
I'm tired of everything on TV
G D
Everybody loves Raymond
E
Except for fucking me!
A C
I'm tired of that Lance's ass
G D
In France ridin' on a bike
A C
And I could purty much give a damn
G D
What some actress's dress looks like
A C G D
It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
A C
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
G D
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
G D A
Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
G D
And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
E
And Git Er fucking Done!
A C
I'd like to watch football's ass
G D
Without worryin' about B.O.
A C
And I'm resolved to tell W's ass
G D
Where the fuck he can fucking go
A C
I'd be the first to second
G D
Tellin' the third world what the fuck they can fucking do!
A C G D
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
A C G D
I'm tired of my own ass singing this fucking song
A C
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
G D
But the list's too fucking long!
G
And I could be wrong...
A
OHH, I could be wrong!
sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong
