xIf If Ain't One Thing by Alan Jackson Chords Used G1 Bm1 C1 D71 D1 Em1 VERSE 1 G Bm C I guess It's just not my day G Bm C D7 The wind blew my morning paper away C Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass D7 C D Em D Em D7 From that storm door you broke when you left here so fast CHORUS G Bm C If it ain't one thing it's you D7 C G If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true Bm C The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do G D7 G Bm C D Em D7 If it ain't one thing it's you VERSE 2 G Bm C Well, I rented that movie you hate G Bm C D7 But that old VCR just chewed up the tape C Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a steak D7 C D Em D Em D7 All I found was that old piece of our wed-ding cake REPEAT CHORUS BRIDGE Bm C But I never knew that I needed you so Bm C D Em D Em D7 But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go REPEAT CHORUS C G D7 G Oh, if it ain't one thing...it's you