xSong: The STD Song
Artist: Josh Green
Album: Untitled
Hey guys! this is my first attempt at one of these on here. I hop you guys enjoy this
I wrote! It really gets the crowd going at my shows! You can check it out at my website below.
http://www.myspace.com/joshgreenonline
Chords Used:
D: xx0323
A: 002220
Em: 022000
G: 320033
Verse 1:
D A
What do I do, I accidentally screwed you
Em G
I smoked a little too much
D A Em G
I was drunk. I was real real drunk.
Verse 2:
D A
You came to my table and asked me to dance
Em G
The next thing you know I'm in the bathroom and
D A Em G
Where the hell are my pants?
Verse 3:
D A
A few hours later I was itching and a scratching
Em G
And I didn’t know what to do.
D A
So I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Em G
"How the hell am I gonna tell you that she gave you
Chorus:
D A
Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV
Em G
That’s what that asshole gave to me
D A
Mumps, bumps, even the herpes
Em G
That asshole gave them all to me
D A
Yeah, well I’m pissing green
Em G
On my own sexually transmitted disease
D A Em G
I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease
D, A, Em, G (2x)
Verse 4:
D A
What am I supposed to tell my girl?
Em G D
I guess I have to tell her the truth
A Em G
Well she should already know
Verse 5:
D A
Cause I know that I ain't been with anybody else
Em G
And I know that she gave them all to me
D A Em G
Yeah she gave them all to me, yeah she gave me
Chorus:
D A
Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV
Em G
That’s what that asshole gave to me
D A
Mumps, bumps, even the herpes
Em G
That asshole gave them all to me
D A
Yeah, well I’m pissing green
Em G
On my own sexually transmitted disease
D A Em G
I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease
D, A, Em, G (2x)
