x Flashlight Brown A Freak A# E# We woke up one Sunday morning Gm D# Bought a thousand dollar van Picked the boys up on the west side Now I don't know where I am A# G# Gm F D# But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer Buggered off to find a grocery store Get a 40 and some gum Feeling lonely got a girly mag A little gloss to keep me warm But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer A# D# E# D# Now Mikey's lost Poor Tim is trapped in conversation And Fil was saved By all our constant aggravation Hey there Bucky did you see that show? Hey there Merch Face did you see? We'll make sure to come this way again We'll make sure you get in free But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer I saw Gullage at the show last night She said we played her favourite song Some fat kid told me we saved his life What the hell is going on But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer