x[Verses]
G
When I got to the party
D
They gave me a forty
C
And I must have been thirsty
D
'Cause I drank it so quickly
G
When I got to the bedroom
D
There was somebody waiting
C
And it isn't my fault
D
That the barbarian raped me
G
When I went to get tested
D
I brought along my best friend
C
Melissa Mahoney
D
Who had once been molested
G
And she knew how to get there
D
She knew all the nurses
C
They were all really friendly
D
But the test came back positive, oh, oh
[Chorus]
Em C D
I've seen better days, but I don't care
Em C D
Oh, I just sent a letter in the mail
[Verses]
G
When I got my abortion
D
I brought along my boyfriend
C
We got there an hour
D
Before the appointment
G
And outside the building
D
There were all these annoying
C
Fundamentalist Christians
D
We tried to ignore them, oh, oh, oh
[Chorus]
Em C D
I've had better days, but I don't care
Em C D
Oasis got my letter in the mail
G D C D
G D C D
[Verses]
G
When vacation was over
D
The word was all over
C
That I was a crackwhore
D
Melissa had told them
G
And so now we're not talking
D
Except we have tickets
C
To see Blur in October
D
And I think we're still going, oh, oh, oh
[Chorus]
Em C D
I've seen better days, but I don't care
Em C D
Oh, I just got a letter in the mail
[Outro]
Em C
Oasis sent a photograph
D B
It's autographed and everything
Em C D
Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear
G
