xA Oooh when I was a little boy A Only one or two A The first thing I did enjoy A Was a plate of barbeque Chorus: (walk up to D) D Barbeque sliced beef and bread D Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red A Barbeque makes old ones feel young A Barbeque makes everybody someone E If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do D A Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque A Now there was a girl I knew A She treated me so mean A I offered her my Barbeque A She licked my platter clean Chorus: (walk up to D) D Barbeque sliced beef and bread D Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red A Barbeque makes old ones feel young A Barbeque makes everybody someone E If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do D A Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque A Don't give me no broccoli A Or any Swiss fondue A Baby if you want to rock me A Give me good ole barbeque Chorus: (walk up to D) D Barbeque sliced beef and bread D Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red A Barbeque makes old ones feel young A Barbeque makes everybody someone E If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do D A Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque A Don't send me to heaven A It ain't where I should go A Cause the Devil's got a charcoal pit A And a good fire down below Chorus: (walk up to D) D Barbeque sliced beef and bread D Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red A Barbeque makes old ones feel young A Barbeque makes everybody someone E If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do D A Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque A Let your feet hit the street A Find a good place to eat A Get some Barbeque