xButt Ugly Slut
written by Roger Alan Wade
from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05
N/C
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow
INTRO: E
CHORUS:
E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
A E
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
F#7 B
And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
E
Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco
A E
I don't care if she's built like a blue whale
A E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
B7 E
And a jealous old man in jail
A E
Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly
B7 E
Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean
A E
I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'
B7 E
Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes
CHORUS:
E/
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
A E
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
F#7 B
And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail
E
I don't care if she cheats on me
A E
'long she sends me checks in the mail
A E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
B7 E
And a jealous old man in jail
A E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
B7 A
And a jealous old man in jail
E B7-E
Hey yodelay-hoo-hoo
