xIf you just want to play this on an acoustic with open chords, here they are. Capo 1st fret, standard tuning E A D G B e D* - (10 12 12 11 10 10) A* - (5 7 7 6 5 5) Bm*- (7 9 9 7 7 7) Chords relative to capo [Verse] D A Do you have the time Bm F#m To listen to me whine G D About nothing and everything A All at once D A I am one of those Bm F#m Melodramatic fools G D Neurotic to the bone A No doubt about it [Chorus] G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C Bm I think I'm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? (D*) Am I just stoned? [Riff] D* A* Bm* A* D* A* Bm* A* [Verse] D A I went to a shrink Bm F#m To analyze my dreams G D She says it's lack of sex A That's bringing me down D A I went to a whore Bm F#m He said my life's a bore G D So quit my whining cause A It's bringing her down [Chorus] G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C Bm I think I'm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? (D*) Uh, yuh, yuh, ya [Riff] D* A* Bm* A* D* A* Bm* A* D* A* Bm* A* D* A* Bm* A* [Bridge] G A Grasping to control N.C. D So I better hold on [Bridge] D A Bm F#m G D A D A Bm F#m G D A [Chorus] G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C Bm I think I'm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? (D) Am I just stoned? [Outro] D Bm G D A D Bm G D A D Bm G D A D Bm G D A G D A