Hash Pipe- Weezer A/ B C (Single notes) I can’t help my feelings A/ B C I’ll go out of my mind A/ B C These players come to get me A/ B C ’Cause they’d like my behind A/ B C I can’t love my business A/ B C If I can’t get a trick A/ B C Down on Santa Monica A/ B C Where tricks are for kicks D (5 Times) Oh, come on and kick me A/ B C (4 times) D F Oh, come on and kick me E (Oh.) Come on and kick me D (Oh.) You’ve got your problems C (Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe B You got your big cheese (No chord) I got my hash pipe A/ B C (6 times) A/ B C (same for each line) I can’t help my boogies They get out of control I know that you don’t care But I want you to know The knee-stocking flavor Is a favorite treat Of men that don’t bother With the taste of a teat D (5 Times) Oh, come on and kick me A/ B C (4 times) D F Oh, come on and kick me E (Oh.) Come on and kick me D (Oh.) You’ve got your problems C (Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe B You got your big cheese (No chord) G I got my hash pipe B-C (Single notes on G string) I’ve got my hash pipe Solo D (5 Times) Oh, come on and kick me A/ B C (4 times) D F Oh, come on and kick me E (Oh.) Come on and kick me D (Oh.) You’ve got your problems C (Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe B You got your big cheese (No chord) G I got my hash pipe B-C (Single notes on G string) I got my hash pipe A/ B C (6 times) A/ B C I’ve got my hash pipe A/ B C I've got my hash pipe A/ B C I've got my hash pipe Chorded by Kenny Perry, not sure if all the lyrics are correct, hard to tell what he's saying. Play along with the song you'll get it.