Tabbed by [email protected] Artist George "Barefoot" Nowak http://www.barefootman.com/index.html [C]Youda heard about Sotos Long in the West [G]Indies Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau And Jack [C]McKennys All these men are famous For their exploits in da [F]sea But there is one [C]diver that [G]I [C]envy [C]He's Jeff, Jeff [G]the muff diver He's a real [C]conniver He's the man to[Am]me Who's made diving [C]history [G}He's Jeff, Jeff [C]the muff diver [C]At every dive convention You can find him [G]here Man does he have women They follow him [C]everywhere It is such a mystery That scuba ladies [F]love him Funny thing about [C]it [G]Jeff don't even [C]swim [C]He's Jeff, Jeff the[G] muff diver He's a real [C]conniver He's the man to me[Am] Who's made diving [C]history [G]He's Jeff, Jeff the [C]muff diver [C]Now the fad that Jeff has started Has gained popular[G]ity Everbody's trying it on the land and in [C]da sea Some might turn their noses up But we all know it's [F]true Way down [C]deep inside they wish they [G]were muff divers [C]too [C]He's Jeff, Jeff the[G] muff diver He's a real [C]conniver He's the man to me[Am] Who's made diving [C]history [G]He's Jeff, Jeff the [C]muff diver
