Intro: Play once Am C F E e-0----------------|-0----------------|-0----------------|-0----------------| B---4-3-1---1-3-4--|---4-3-1---1-3-4--|---4-3-1---1-3-4--|---4-3-1---1-3-4--| G---------2--------|---------2--------|---------2--------|---------2--------| D------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------| A-0~~~~~~-0~~~~~~--|-3~~~~~~-3~~~~~~--|------------------|------------------| E------------------|------------------|-1~~~~~~-1~~~~~~--|-0~~~~~~-0~~~~~~--| Am There's a rich boy C But he doesn't spend F E He just drinks his Poland Spring Am C He's a quick boy walkin' round the bend F E Or at home alone reading Dm E And he tries to do good F E And he tries to do riiii-eeeght Dm E So he does what he should F G But he's got to subscriiiii-ieebe Dm E To the rules of the tribe Am [silence] Am Now you're playin' for the team F E Everybody loves to love a winner Am [silence] Am And you're bustin' the beguine F E Everybody knows you're no beginner Dm E But ah the bums say oooo-oh F G# Things ain't what they seem Am C You're the respectable member of society F E But you don't have nothin' on me Am C You got your east side certified pedigree F E But you won't have nothin' you'll see Dm E Because I warned youuuuu F E They would scorn yoouuuu Dm E But you never did a thing Am [silence] Am When you go in for the kill F E Everybody wants to make it happen Am [silence] Am And you make a hundred mil F E Everybody wants to scratch your back then Dm E But ah the freaks say ooo-oh F G# Things ain't what they seem Am C You're the respectable member of society F E But you don't have nothin' on me Am C You gotcha uppercrust dinner tux sanctimony F E But you won't have nothin' you'll see Dm E Because I told yooouuu F E They would mold yooouu Dm E But you never did a thing