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The Chronicles of Guitarman - Edgehead7
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Tabbed by: Edgehead7
E-mail: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Chords used:
D xx0232
G 320003
E 022100
C x32010
Am x02210
F xx3211
A x02220
Em 022000
Intro:
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Look! In the sky!
D (Strum Once)
It's a bird!
G (Strum Once)
It's a plane!
E (Strum really fast constantly)
Oh my God! It's mother-fuckin' Guitarman!
E G
There he is flying through the sky
E G D
He saves your ass from daily crime
E G
With Tuner Boy right by his side
E G D
Their emotions are open; they have nothing to hide
C
Guitarman will tie you up with his G-String
Am
And whack you with his nut
G
The only way to make him stop
D
Is to hit him on his butt
C Am
He will then bust out a riff
G D
Everytime he does, Tuner Boy gets stiff
C Am
Then they fly back to the music store
G D
And Tuner Boy learns how to be a whore
F C
Everything will then get dark
G A
And lightning will strike high
F C
The Eastern sky will part
G A
And out will fly Jesus Guy
F C
Evil-doers will tremble in fear
G A
For they know that they have been caught
F C
However, Jesus Guy will hug them
G A
Because their sins have been bought
F C G A
Jesus Guy surely has freed them from their sin
F C G A
And flew off never to be seen again
Em D
Jesus Guy had left them there
C G
The town was surely in doubt
Em D
Tuner Boy went to the top
C G
Of the music store to pout
Em D
He was really sad
C G
That Jesus Guy was gone
Em D
And more sad of the fact
C G
That he never got turned on
Em D
Plus he had not yet
C G
Met his life's goal
Em D
To finally get the chance to tune
C G
Guitarman's sound hole
Am C
Tuner Boy then saw what was coming
D G
He had no chance to run
Am C
The Kamikaze Kid was there
D G
Tuner Boy was done
Am C
The music store was then destroyed
D G
With Tuner Boy on top
Am C
The Kamikaze Kid was dead
D G
He didn't care to stop
Am C
Tuner Boy was dead
D G
Guitarman was set to flee
Am C
But one superhero remained
D G
And he wouldn't let that be
A G
The town members showed some hope
D C
As they looked to the sky
A G
They knew what was coming
D C
For the Cock Emblem shown high
A G
Cockman pounced on Guitarman
D C
And with the Cock-Lasso he did tie
A G
Guitarman knew his day had come
D C
It was time to die
A G
The townspeople joined in
D C
And destroyed Guitarman
A G
Which truely proves the long-thought fact
D C E E E (Let ring)
That cocks and justice go hand-in-hand
