Bo Burnham
Welcome To Youtube
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Intro
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I used to walk through life, now I frolic.
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Youtube has been like a father to me,
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Except Youtube's not an alcholic.
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Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid,
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that thought he was funnier, & cooler
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than he actually was.
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and now not much has changed,
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but I have a shitload of money.
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Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas.
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If by people you mean
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13-year-old girls,
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and by ideas you mean
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how they love the Jonas Brothers.
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I'm just kidding
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But let's be honest,
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that's a hefty majority.
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And if you don't believe me
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You must be a noob
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So, Welcome to Youtube!
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You don't know what you're missing,
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and just by searching,
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"Women Kissing".
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-It's Youtube!
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This country's been needing a
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generation of kids who
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don't waste their time reading.
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Am I the only one who thinks that
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Lisa Nova's hot?
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And Chris Crocker's not...
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he's hotter.
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Most of the best Youtubers
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are either asian or their gay.
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So if there's an untapped
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youtube celebrity,
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and his name is George Takei
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and your favorite coat
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has a doo-doo stain.
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I pray to god that it's
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chocolate rain
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And I find videos of
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babies laughing a bit intrusive.
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Because Barack Obama won the election because of Youtube
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Wait, did I say youtube?
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I meant the black vote
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And I think Youtube and Fred are
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"So Cool!"
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And What The Buck!
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will be back in a jiffy lube
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So, Welcome to Youtube!
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Yeah...
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So, Welcome to Youtube!
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Hey...
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Welcome to Youtube!
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I said, listen and linger,
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Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger!
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It's youtube!
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The impact is evident.
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Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President!
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Upload a video,
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You have nothing to lose!
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except all your friends...
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& the approval of your parents..
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"Hi, my Mary, and I'm 19 years-old
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I got drunk at a party, and I think someone
was video-taping it, but I don't want
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anyone to see it, cuz
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I showed half of my boob!"
Sorry Mary!--
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Welcome to Youtube!
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Say Hello to Youtube!
Yeah...
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Say goodbye to your College Scholarship.
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And it will keep on going and it'll never stop!
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Until it's privatized.
