The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

[Verse]

F#m                     Bm
   Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
       E                      F#m
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
F#m                     Bm
   Good, good now we're making some progress
       E                   F#m
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
F#m         Bm   E                   F#m
   And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
F#m           Bm  E                     F#m                  F#m (Bass plays...)
   Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?


[Chorus]

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D                  A               E
Oh, we're still so young but desperate for attention
 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives


[Verse]

    F#m             Bm
Applause, applause, no wait wait
     E                          F#m
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make:
   F#m                               Bm
It seems the artists these days are not who you think
         E                        F#m
So we'll pick back up on that on another page
F#m         Bm   E                   F#m
   And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
F#m           Bm  E                    F#m                  C#sus4 C#
   Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prolo  -   ogue


[Chorus]

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives


[Bridge]

F#m                  (D)         (E)
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
F#m                  (A)         (E)
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
F#m                  (D)         (E)
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
F#m                   E
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up


[Chorus]

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 D         E       F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
E                         F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 D        E  E (let ring)
I aim to be, your eyes 


[Outro]

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