TV PARTY by Greg Ginn [Intro] (on bass) is something like: e|----------------------------| b|----------------------------| g|----------------------------| A|--2--2----------------------| D|----------2--3--3--2--2-----| e|----------------------------| C F C F C TV party tonight! TV party tonight! F C F C TV party tonight! TV party tonight! [Verse] C F C F G We're gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!) C F C F G We're gonna have a TV party alright (tonight!) [Chorus] F C Bb G F G We've got nothing better to do F C Bb G F G Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews [Verse] All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight (alright!) We'll pass out on the couch, alright (tonight!) [Chorus] F C Bb G F G We've got nothing better to do F C Bb G F G Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews [Bridge] D Bb F C Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know D Bb F C We're dedicated to our favourite shows C Bb G C Bb G That's Incredible! Hillstreet Blues C Bb C Bb F G Dallas Quincy [Verse] TV news shows us what it's like out there (it's a scare!) You can go out if you want (we wouldn't dare) [Chorus] F C Bb G F G We've got nothing better to do F C Bb G F G Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews [Bridge] D Bb F C Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know D Bb F C We're dedicated to our favourite shows C Bb G C Bb G That's Incredible! Hillstreet Blues C Bb C Bb F G Dallas Quincy [Bridge] Saturday Night Live! Monday Night Football Ginats Game Fridays [Verse] I wouldn't without my TV for a day (or even a minute) I don't even bother to use my brain anymore (there's nothing left in it) [Chorus] F C Bb G F G We've got nothing better to do F C Bb G F G Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews [Verse] Hey, wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work! (it's broken) Hey, this isn't fair; what are we gonna do tonight? (we're hurting) [Outro] No! That's Incredible! No! Hillstreet Blues No! Dallas No! Quincy!! [slower] C F C F C F G No T-V party tonight