Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard Artist: Blink 182 Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01 ^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around best song off the new CD. The CD?s not bad, not as good as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog, and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song?s rad. Standard Tuning e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------| It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--------------------------------------------------| D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------| And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| And I?ll never talk to you again Unless your dad?ll suck me off e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------| I?ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I?ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| I?ll never talk to you again I?ll never talk to you again e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------| It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--------------------------------------------------| D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------| And he shit shit shit his pants He?s always fuckin shittin his pants e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| And I?ll never talk to you again Unless your dad?ll suck me off e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------| I?ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I?ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| I?ll never talk to you again I?ll never talk to you again And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct. Send any comments, suggestions and or large sums of money to [email protected]. Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.
