[Verse]
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Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
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I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery
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Well Mr. McFeelie, if this postage due
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You can go fuck yourself like captain Kangaroo
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I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
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But in the end I still have no friends
[Chorus]
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Do, do, do...
[Verse]
Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
I can go to land...
[Chorus]
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Do, do, do...
[Verse]
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
[Chorus]
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Do, do, do...
[Bridge]
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You are my best friend too
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I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
[Verse]
Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
[Outro]
Your best friend...
