[Intro] G F G F G F C [Verse] G Gmaj7 She says there's ants in the carpet Em Em/D Dirty little monsters Eb D Eating all the morsels Bm C Picking up the rubbish G Gmaj7 Give her effervescence Em Em with D She needs a little sparkle Eb D Good morning t.v. Bm C You're looking so healthy [Chorus] Em D We all say don't want to be alone Em D We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same Em D C And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night C B C End of a century, oh it's nothing special [Verse] Sex on the t.v. Everybody's at it And the mind gets dirty As you get closer to thirty He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle Good night t.v., you're all made up And you're looking like (me) [Chorus] Em D We all say don't want to be alone Em D We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same Em D C And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night C B C End of a century, oh it's nothing special [Interlude] G F G F G F C Can you eat her, yes you can [Chorus] Em D We all say don't want to be alone Em D We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same Em D C And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night C B C End of a century, oh it's nothing special Em D We all say don't want to be alone Em D We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same Em D C And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night C B C End of a century, oh it's nothing special