Cledus T. Judd: Rewrites, sings, and records parodies of other Country music artists.
IF Shania Was Mine
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If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
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Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date we could have a good time
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If I got her on the Moonshine
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If Shania was mine say it fit just right
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Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
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Cause I'd buy a new tupi
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Though I'd love to seduce her
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But she married her producer
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And all I do is pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
Chorus:
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If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind
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If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time
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And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do
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I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing
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House cleaning kind
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If Shania was mine
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Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
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Can't no one cook road kill better than me
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
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She'd say, mmm, I like it like that
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And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
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And know all I do is wine
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
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If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
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If Shania was mine
Submitted By: Shane Littrell
