The Revenge Song Heywood Banks (Key of C) as heard on Bob and Tom (C)You can be mean to me (G)Mean as you want to be (Am)Just say anything that you(F) like You can be(C) nasty and caddy And(Am) cruel and unusual (F)Twist my nose with your fingers (G)Trip me while I carry liquids (C)But as you pin me down (G)My arms down on the ground (Am)As your spit drips into my(F) face Deep in the(C) back of your mind Remember(G) at some point You’ll(F) have to fall a(C)sleep(F) (C) (G)And when you fall asleep (C)Into your room I’ll creep (F)Did something move In the(C) dark ‘neath your(G) bed And then a voice you hear (C)Calling out loud and clear (F)A voice that is our own (G)A voice that’s saying HAAAHH! (C)There’s things that one can do With(G) Ben Gay, Nair, and Super Glue A(Am) package of indelible(F) dye Why would a(C) guy such as I Ever(Am) buy indelible(F) dye Blue as the(G) sky Don’t ask me why (C)This catalog I found (G)Sells roaches by the pound (Am)Millipedes, centipedes(F) too They say the(C) meek shall inherit Be(G)cause they stay up(F) late And change the(C) will(F) (C) (G)And when you fall asleep (C)Into your room I’ll creep (F)Did something move In the(C) dark ‘neath your(G) bed And then a voice you hear (C)Calling out loud and clear (F)A voice that is our own (G)A voice that’s saying HAAAHH! That’s all I have.
