Intro: G Dsus4 Em7 Cadd9 x2
G Em7
I feel a way I've never felt
Cadd9 Dsus4
Something inside me so strong
G Em7
Travelling around my abdomen
Cadd9
What could it be?
Dsus4
Don't know
Em7 Cadd9
Why did I eat so much today?
G Dsus4
I'm surprised I kept it down
Em7 Cadd9
Yeah why did I eat so much today?
G Dsus4
I'm surprised I kept it down
G Dsus4
I think I need a really big poo
Em7
I should go do it in the loo
Cadd9
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
G Dsus4
I can't be bothered to get up
Em7
I might just do it in a cup
Cadd9
At least that way no one will know
G Dsus4 Em7 Cadd9
Oh no
G Em7
My large intestine cries out in agony
Cadd9 Dsus4
It's just begging me to go
G Em7
But sitting here I am so comfortable
Cadd9 Dsus4
Don't wanna move, woah no
Em7 Cadd9
Suddenly, I'm so flatulent
G Dsus4
How much longer can I hold it in?
Em7 Cadd9
Yeah suddenly I'm so flatulent
G Dsus4
How much longer can I hold it in?
G Dsus4
I think I need a really big poo
Em7
I should go do it in the loo
Cadd9
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
G Dsus4
I can't be bothered to get up
Em7
I might just do it in a cup
Cadd9
At least that way no one will know
Woah
G Dsus4
I think I need a really big poo
Em7
I should go do it in the loo
Cadd9
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
G Dsus4
I can't be bothered to get up
Em7
I might just do it in a cup
Cadd9
At least that way no one will know
G
Oh no
