Chokin' the Gopher
intro
C F C
C
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
F G C
Pretending they're piranha
F
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
G F
Pretending her name is Donna
G F
Would you like to know what I'm doing
G F
In my shack out in the woods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so
G
good
C C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F C C/G
I'm slamming the ham
F C
I'm pounding the rocket,
F C
flogging the dolphin
G
Oh yes I am!
C C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F C C/G
chalking the cue
F C
I'm spanking the monkey
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
C F G G
C C/G
I'm juicing the mango,
F C C/G
I'm flipping the switch,
F C
I'm orbiting Venus
F C
and I don't need a *enis
G
To be one sexed up *itch!
C C/G
I'm gilding the lily,
F C C/G
I'm taming the shrew,
F C C/G
I'm saucing the taco
F C
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!
C F C
C/G
I'm smacking the cracker,
F C C/G
I'm attacking Peru
F C C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
F C C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
