Tabbed by thebigbox [D]As I did walk by Hampstead Faire I came upon [G]Mo[F]ther [G]Goose so I [G]turned [F]her [G]loose she was [D] screaming [D]And a foreign student said to me Was it [G]rea[F]lly [G]true there are elephants and [G]lio[F]ns [G]too in Picadilly [D]Circus [G]Walked down by the [Em]bathing pond to [C]try and catch some su[G]n [D] Saw at least a [G]hundred school girls [Em]sobbing into[C]Hankerchiefs as on[G]e [D] I [F]don't believe they knew I was a [D]schoolboy [D]And the bearded lady said to me If you start your [G]ravi[F]ng [G]and your [G]misbe[F]havi[G]ng you'll be [D]sorry [D]Then the chicken fancy came to play With his [G]long [F] red[G] beard and his [G]sister [F]weird[G] she drives a [D]lorry (hmm) [G]Back down by the [Em]putting green I[C] popped them in their[G] holes [D] Four and twenty[G]laborers were [Em]laboring and digging up Their go[G]ld [D] I [F]don't believe they knew that I was Long [D]John Silver [D]Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds In his [G]jet bl[F]ack m[G]ac which he w[G]on't[F] give b[G]ack Stole it from a[D] snowman [D]As I did walk by Hampstead Faire I came upon [G]Moth[F]er [G]Goose so I[G]turned her loose she Was [D]screaming [G]Walked down by the[E] bathing pond to [C]try and catch some s[G]un[D] Saw at least a [G]hundred school girls[Em] sobbing into[C]Hankerchiefs as on[G]e[D] I[F] don't believe they knew I was a[D] schoolboy. Outro [D] & [D] Variations
